omfg, i’m totally in the wrong career!!1!!!

so i did this silly career matchmaker quiz, knowing from the questions that they’re either going to find me an apathetic sociopath or pretty much say “yeah, you need to be in music or graphic design or theatre,” which is what i thought anyway — and the problem has always been not being able to figure out what to do in music or theatre, and being frustrated by the options in graphic design, but i digress…

and pretty much my results were as per expected. there were a few amusing inclusions, though…
so my top ten is pretty much what i’d expect from something like this:

1.Costume Designer
2.Set Designer
3.Special Effects Technician
4.Animator
5.Fashion Designer
6.Actor
7.Director of Photography
8.Graphic Designer
9.Artist
10.Computer Animator

with Musician being a close #11. (and again, what are their actual job suggestions for something like “artist”? corporate art? ew.) #12 is a comedian, which is funny thinking of me getting people to laugh at my bad jokes.

some more amusing career choices i didn’t know i qualified for:

26. Truck Driver — this was somewhat expected too, because i said i liked driving…
30.Upholsterer
and
31.Train Operator — these are probably explained just by being so far down the list, but this one is my favorite:

22. Magician
i’m totally in the wrong field. i need to be a MAGICIAN!!! OMFG HOW DID I LET THIS GET PAST ME???

also of note was a bicycle mechanic at the bottom of the list and number 34 was what i’m currently doing, computer support. which is below truck driver, train operator and upholsterer…..and magician….