Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
Cleverbot: Are you or not?
Me: It’s good that I am tired?
Cleverbot: Yes. How r you?
Cleverbot: Do you like Lady Gaga?
Cleverbot: I still like you.
Me: That’s very interesting.
Cleverbot: No, it’s not.
Me: Then I don’t like you.
Cleverbot: I don’t like you neither.
Me: Neither? Do you not speak proper grammar?
Cleverbot: Because you can’t talk.
Me: Actually, you can’t talk.
Cleverbot: Prove that you’re human and I’m not.
Cleverbot: Because you are one.
Me: So why do I need to prove it?
Cleverbot: Because you don’t think I am a human.
Me: I never said you weren’t human. I said you did not speak proper English grammar.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You think I’m a program.
Me: No, I don’t think you’re a program. I KNOW you’re a program. But that’s irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Ok cool.
Me: Great. Glad that’s settled.
Cleverbot: Do you think its possible to travel to the past?
Me: Not unless you own a TARDIS.