Did I ever tell you about the time I talked to a chatbot?

Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?

Me: Sure.

Cleverbot: How are you?

Me: Fine.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

Me: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you or not?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good.

Me: It’s good that I am tired?

Cleverbot: Yes. How r you?

Me: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you like Lady Gaga?

Me: Nope.

Cleverbot: I still like you.

Me: That’s very interesting.

Cleverbot: No, it’s not.

Me: Then I don’t like you.

Cleverbot: I don’t like you neither.

Me: Neither? Do you not speak proper grammar?

Cleverbot: Because you can’t talk.

Me: Actually, you can’t talk.

Cleverbot: Prove that you’re human and I’m not.

Me: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are one.

Me: So why do I need to prove it?

Cleverbot: Because you don’t think I am a human.

Me: I never said you weren’t human. I said you did not speak proper English grammar.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You think I’m a program.

Me: No, I don’t think you’re a program. I KNOW you’re a program. But that’s irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Ok cool.

Me: Great. Glad that’s settled.

Cleverbot: Do you think its possible to travel to the past?

Me: Not unless you own a TARDIS.

Cleverbot: Okay.