Hi, I’m Chris

I make websites and things. Lately, I’ve been experimenting a lot with Large Language Models (colloquially known as AI) to test their capabilities and to help make my job and D&D Dungeon Mastering life easier. Feel free to click around to learn more about stuff I like to do and/or am working on.

  • "Spookatini By Colleen Mullaney Serves 4 8 oz. Mandarin Orange vodka 4 oz. Fresh lemon juice 4…"

    “Spookatini By Colleen Mullaney Serves 4 8 oz. Mandarin Orange vodka 4 oz. Fresh lemon juice 4 oz. Grand Marnier 2 oz. Grenadine Seltzer to top it off In a pitcher filled half-way with ice, pour all ingredients except seltzer. Let chill. Pour in mar…

  • teh s3quence: 010 — halloween

    teh s3quence: 010 — halloween

    It’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these, so, with the best holiday (especially when it comes to music) coming along, it seemed the right time.  This mix is 90 minutes of spooky tracks to get your demonic groove on to. 1 – Rob Zombie, Living Dead Girl 2 – GraveDiggaz, Diary…

  • Why I don’t buy stuff from door-to-door salesmen

    Why I don’t buy stuff from door-to-door salesmen

    Last week, a guy came to the door.  That in itself is a notable occurrence – we rarely leave the house and receive visitors even less.  Unless you count the mailman, which I don’t.  So, when the guy came to the door with a backpack and lacking the requisite suit, partner, and nametag that says…

  • Gangsta Lorem Ipsum dummy text generator

    Gangsta Lorem Ipsum dummy text generator: For designers, linguists, and general nerds who have a hankering for some gangsta gangsta in your hizzle… This thing is pretty effing brilliant.  An example: Lorizzle i’m in the shizzle dolizzle sit amet,…

  • Free Halloween Blogger Template: Pumpkin Patch

    Celebrate Autumn. Revel in harvest. Decorate with pumpkins. Dress up your blog for Halloween. This fall blogger template is just the right balance of cute and all grown up, conjuring crisp weather, rich autumn colors and the smell of pumpkin pie. …

  • Cloudy With a Chance of Gigantic Penis

    Cloudy With a Chance of Gigantic Penis: something about a large, phallic storm front is just adolescently hilarious.  especially when he starts stroking it. 

  • Pumpkin Patch

    Celebrate Autumn. Revel in harvest. Decorate with pumpkins. Dress up your blog for Halloween. This fall blogger template is just the right balance of cute and all grown up, conjuring crisp weather, rich autumn colors and the smell of pumpkin pie. It would be a perfect choice for Halloween if spooky isn’t your thing, or… (read…

  • Yep, Apple Killed The CD Today Why is it that Apple seems to be…

    Yep, Apple Killed The CD Today Why is it that Apple seems to be the only tech company that truly leads the industry in innovation?  Why is it that when Apple says “This is where the industry is going in five years” that’s the direction the indu…

  • "We do not aim to lead the industry by doing designing and development the best the way other do but…"

    “We do not aim to lead the industry by doing designing and development the best the way other do but instead, we aim in inventing new dimensions and tangents of vision and creativity by following the best practices and developing them into the art of…

  • 10 types of scary

    Here’s something topical, since Halloween — my favorite holiday — is just around the corner.  This by no means is an exhaustive list of the different types of scary, but towards the end, I was hard pressed to think of anything that didn’t fit into one of these ten categories.  Backstory: As I was making…