Hi, I’m Chris

I make websites and things. Lately, I’ve been experimenting a lot with Large Language Models (colloquially known as AI) to test their capabilities and to help make my job and D&D Dungeon Mastering life easier. Feel free to click around to learn more about stuff I like to do and/or am working on.

  • the end?

    could this be the end of Ashley Morgan on Upstart Blogger?  well, certainly Upstart Blogger isn’t going anywhere.  i have my doubts whether any actual funds changed hands during the recent “sale” of upstartblogger.com, so i doubt th…

  • positive identification

    positive identification

    this makes me sick: today, wikileaks released a military video and transcript they acquired depicting US helicopters gunning down a group of Reuters journalists in Iraq. the cameras slung over their shoulders were mistaken as AK-47s and RPGs (rocket-propelled grenades). the video is 3 years old, from 2007, so it’s irrelevant to get up in…

  • This is what happens when dreams become a reality (and a college…

    This is what happens when dreams become a reality (and a college kid gets a part-time job and disposable income). (from CollegeHumor) (via This is what happens when dreams become a reality (and a college kid gets a part-time job and disposable income)….

  • How I broke a javascript gallery script to make a Flash-like slideshow

    This is a story about a site redesign.  The site was for the mother of a client we’ve worked with on other projects.  It was a kind of site we don’t normally do, but we took the gig because it was a referral and someone we know and like working with.  The original site was…

  • who is that masked “merton”?

    okay, let’s put an and to this ridiculous debate. there is a feud raging across the internet about whether the original “funny chatroulette piano” video is ben folds.  i’ve taken some heat on digg for suggesting that, um, yeah, it is.  so, let’s — just for the sake of argument — pretend that we don’t…

  • adventures in the alternate reality universe of upstart blogger

    adventures in the alternate reality universe of upstart blogger

  • adventures in the alternate reality universe of upstart blogger

    let me preempt this by saying that, although this is posted on april 1, this is not a joke. but it is funny.  to me, anyway. the other day i discovered, and blogged about, twitter fireball, which i reported to be the latest reincarnation of twitter r…

  • all part of my elaborate plan…

    extra extra update on the twitter fireball scam i wrote about yesterday. apparently twitter fireball was just an elaborate april fool’s day joke. riiiiiiight.  it’s really too bad i only took a partial screenshot of the site and didn’t get the PayPal button at the bottom of the page.  alas, it’s too late now as…

  • Microsoft wants to remember it for you wholesale

    An intelligent personalized agent (e.g., guardian angel) monitors and evaluates a user’s environment to assist in decision-making processes on behalf of the user. The guardian angel can… take automated action on behalf of the user for various purposes (e.g., to compensate for memory loss, to remind a user to take medicine, to assist in social…

  • LL Cool J vs. Fox News, Sarah Palin

    LL Cool J vs. Fox News, Sarah Palin: interestingly enough, i think @llcoolj has more clout than @SarahPalinUSA on this one…