jazzsequence | I make websites and things

Hi, I’m ChrisI make websites and things. Lately, I’ve been experimenting a lot with Large Language Models (colloquially known as AI) to test their capabilities and to help make my job and D&D Dungeon Mastering life easier. Feel free to click around to learn more about stuff I like to do and/or am working on.

Free Calendar Wallpaper: November Bokeh

This month we have a simple, minimalist calendar wallpaper for you typophiles. A smooth, textured chocolate background with a classy, retro typeface for the calendar overlaid with a bokeh texture that gives the wallpaper its name. The wallpaper come…

November 1, 2010
"Spookatini By Colleen Mullaney Serves 4 8 oz. Mandarin Orange vodka 4 oz. Fresh lemon juice 4…"

“Spookatini By Colleen Mullaney Serves 4 8 oz. Mandarin Orange vodka 4 oz. Fresh lemon juice 4 oz. Grand Marnier 2 oz. Grenadine Seltzer to top it off In a pitcher filled half-way with ice, pour all ingredients except seltzer. Let chill. Pour in mar…

October 30, 2010
teh s3quence: 010 — halloween

It’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these, so, with the best holiday (especially when it comes to music) coming along, it seemed the right time. This mix is 90 minutes of spooky tracks to get your demonic groove on to. 1 – Rob Zombie, Living Dead Girl 2 – GraveDiggaz, Diary…

October 30, 2010
Why I don’t buy stuff from door-to-door salesmen

Last week, a guy came to the door. That in itself is a notable occurrence – we rarely leave the house and receive visitors even less. Unless you count the mailman, which I don’t. So, when the guy came to the door with a backpack and lacking the requisite suit, partner, and nametag that says…

October 27, 2010
Gangsta Lorem Ipsum dummy text generator

Gangsta Lorem Ipsum dummy text generator: For designers, linguists, and general nerds who have a hankering for some gangsta gangsta in your hizzle… This thing is pretty effing brilliant. An example: Lorizzle i’m in the shizzle dolizzle sit amet,…

October 24, 2010
Free Halloween Blogger Template: Pumpkin Patch

Celebrate Autumn. Revel in harvest. Decorate with pumpkins. Dress up your blog for Halloween. This fall blogger template is just the right balance of cute and all grown up, conjuring crisp weather, rich autumn colors and the smell of pumpkin pie. …

October 22, 2010
Cloudy With a Chance of Gigantic Penis

Cloudy With a Chance of Gigantic Penis: something about a large, phallic storm front is just adolescently hilarious. especially when he starts stroking it.

October 22, 2010
Pumpkin Patch

Celebrate Autumn. Revel in harvest. Decorate with pumpkins. Dress up your blog for Halloween. This fall blogger template is just the right balance of cute and all grown up, conjuring crisp weather, rich autumn colors and the smell of pumpkin pie. It would be a perfect choice for Halloween if spooky isn’t your thing, or… (read…

October 22, 2010
Yep, Apple Killed The CD Today Why is it that Apple seems to be…

Yep, Apple Killed The CD Today Why is it that Apple seems to be the only tech company that truly leads the industry in innovation? Why is it that when Apple says “This is where the industry is going in five years” that’s the direction the indu…

October 22, 2010
"We do not aim to lead the industry by doing designing and development the best the way other do but…"

“We do not aim to lead the industry by doing designing and development the best the way other do but instead, we aim in inventing new dimensions and tangents of vision and creativity by following the best practices and developing them into the art of…

October 20, 2010